A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

Titty Literature

Magazines containing articles and images involving the practice of pornography

e.g. Playboy , Hustler, etc.

I can't believe my mom found the shoe box with all that titty literature in it!!

by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021

a literal shitter

flex AKA muwap or cntrl

bro flex is a literal shitter ong. nigga faked cancer yikes💀 he gets no bitches

by okok221 January 28, 2022

Moon literature

Novels that include shadow science, alchemy or (often dark) magic.

"What kind of books you like to read?"

"I love moon literature!"

by Auroraborealizz June 3, 2022

Moon literature

Novels that include alchemy, shadow science or (often dark) magic.

"What kind of books you like to read?"

"I love moon literature!"

by Auroraborealizz June 4, 2022

health literacy

The awareness and cognitive ability to realize that death is upon you quickly.

She was schooled in health literacy on her deathbed.

by chillithecat July 12, 2022

The Literal Definition Of Therapy

A duck thats 13 year old that hates France and is high on Colombian crack cocaine at 1 am - 6 am
Also can’t stop thinking about the spinning rat and uses a therapy by saying “Cry about it”
I’m not sure if I’m high or if this actually treated my depression

Hey dude this duck that’s The Literal Definition Of Therapy cured my crippling depression

(True story)

by Sussy_Ducky July 25, 2022