John Smith'd

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.

Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.

by BearySanders December 3, 2020

Kyle John

Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.

Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.

by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022

John Capcom

John Capcom is John Capcom

Wow, John capcom is so cool!

by Pineapple_words August 20, 2023

John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.

Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.

by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019

John Deacon

John Richard Deacon was born on August 19th 1951. As the youngest member of the legendary band Queen he joined them as last one in 1971 to become their infamous Bass Player. Deacy / Disco Deacy became a legend with self written songs like Another one bites the dust, I want to break free or You're my best friend. Not to forget the famous bassline from under pressure, which was stolen by a white jerk from Florida. Deacy is Father of 6 children and since 1975 married to Veronica Deacon. He is Part of the ship Deacury with his best Friend Freddie Mercury. Deacy is known to be pure, kind, quit and cute. The Deacy Amp, which Brian May still uses was built by him. He loves to Dance on stage and is also known as Disco Queen, his favorite Food is cheese on toast and he is interested in cars just like Roger Taylor. We all Love him. And after You read that, You should too. He retired from music in 1997, after Freddie Mercury's death. And is hopefully Happy at home. In Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by Joe Mazzello

Fan: wow, i just Met John Deacon on the Stress but i didn't Record him for 10 minutes and made Pics to get attention! I respect his privacy and just told him how Amazing he is!

by Xenia Mathers April 23, 2019

The John Travolta

When a married man turns down having sex with his wife, instead, goes and fucks a man.

Hey Carl , what you do last night?
"The bitch pissed me off, so I left and did the John Travolta."

by Pocketchange79 June 19, 2016

Ballsack John

The man...
The myth...
The Legend...
He plays baseball, and they call him ballsack.

Ballsack John killed 3 chicken tenders.

by TheBeanBeanedYou May 26, 2018