jonny no mates 

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

jonny no mates by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

Jonny 

another word for a comdom OR a general dickhead who likes to annoy everyone and dosnt answer phone or texts.

dont do a jonny!

i'll go and get a jonny from the store ;)

Jonny by dissid February 4, 2009

Jonny Keogh 

A very smart person- there's no one that can beat one. In fact, there only is one.

Look at that dude over there, he's definatly a Jonny Keogh.

Jonny Keogh by __Anonymous__ May 7, 2005

Johnty 

Upper class posh rich person. Quite often looks down upon others in society. Mostly a complete bellend.

Haha look at that Johnty! what a prick

Johnty by MSNBA3 April 30, 2012

johnnyosings

the better version of the internet sensation johnny orlando

the man. the myth. the legend. johnnyosings

johnnyosings by johnnymydaddy December 7, 2017

johnnystormsgf 

she is the most hottest girl in the world, especially since shes johnny storms girlfriend, and she tastes like cherry chapstick.

Omg look its johnnystormsgf she is the greatest thing that happened on this Earth

johnnystormsgf by howdydoody3000 June 13, 2021

Johnnytoo 

Men who have been the victims of domestic violence and victim shamed because they are males.

The abuse I took from my ex wife was never taken serious. Johnnytoo

Johnnytoo by Josiah007 April 22, 2022