jizz guzzler

One who like to swallow another mans "JIZZ"

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

Jizz

A very uncommon nickname for a "glob of ectoplasm" in Guild Wars.

Hey man let's go Jizz farming.

by Crimzon September 8, 2008

jizz monkey

a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek

that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.

by liberty November 19, 2004

jizz bag

In the mid atlantic region, term of comtempt, lotheing, derogatory.


note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)

the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers

cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).

coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.

parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.

(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.

my best friend is a jizz bag.

my wife is a jizz bag.

my dog is a jizz bag.

dust mites are jizz bags.

the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.

my girlfriend is a jizz bag.

etcetera ad infinitum

by emotional_invalid January 5, 2009

jizz monkey

jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)

Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!

by BlueAir September 12, 2004

jizzado

Left over cum (seaman) resado on any surface.

Brother: "That swamp donkey you set me up with last night had jizzado all over her pussy lips!"
Me: "ahaha I know i put it there"

by Jacob weiner face January 16, 2008