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Tech House 

Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.

A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.

See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid
Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"

fat house cat

a fat house cat is when you have a cat that lives in your house that is fat ( also when he eats a lot) it will also poop on your clothing.
Person: "WOW! she is such fat house cat"
Person 2: "I KNOW RIGHT"

own your house 

v. literally equating to "win a lawsuit against you."

A threatening phrase that condenses a situation to it's final proposed outcome that "I will sue you and win, thereby stripping you of your property." Variants would include living in (someone's) house.

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1 - If you touch me again, I'm gonna own your house.
2 - You better watch what you say, or I'm going to own your house.
3 - If your malpractice insurance hadn't taken compensated the victim, she would own your house.
own your house by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006

out of the house 

"that's out of the house funny"
"that's was just out of the house gay"
"see that girl over there she is just out of the house sexy"
out of the house by crackakid1212 October 21, 2008

little house on the prairie sex

Lame sex in which the woman just lays there doing nothing and may even be partially clothed during the act. Named because it's probably the kind of sex that people had on "Little House on the Prairie." Coined by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show. Synonymous with the Japanese slang maguro.
"I had to break up with Jane because it was nothing but little house on the prairie sex."

Master of the House 

A game developed in the late 19th century to separate the men from the boys; the wheat from the chaff. A group of virile youths compete in a large manor - the object of the competition is too jerk off (to completion) in every room in the house (hallways and closets excluded). Participants MUST maintain eye contact with each other during each masturbatory round. The winner is exempt from being called faggot ever again. The losers are just fucking gay.
Dan broke eye contact with Blake during the final stretch of the Master of the House World Cup, thereby disqualifying the faggot.
Master of the House by Monkeypants138 November 11, 2010