horny

wants to have sex so bad they'll hire prostitutes

omg michelle is so horny

by bangchan's railway April 30, 2025

Horny

When you have horns

Why does man have horns? Is he horny?

by Elliot mogger May 9, 2025

hornymoon

Hornymoon (noun)
/ˈhor-nee-mooon/

Definition:
The moment two married lovebirds vanish like the Avengers after the reception to FULLY unlock the premium package. No sightseeing. No ocean views. Just blessed cheeks, worship music, and emotional support hydration. 💍🍑💦

In Gen Z terms:

"Bro they said ‘I do’ and dipped to go sanctify the bed frame 😭💀"

“Where’s Jude and his wife?”
→ “Bro they on the hornymoon. Pray for that mattress.”

“This ain’t no honeymoon, this a rizz revival with elevation worship in the background.” 🎶✝️

“She wore white, he wore Axe, now they both wear nothin' 💀”

by DICKSENS May 22, 2025

horny monster

evil spirit that visits regularly to make you horny

ugh horny monster has come knocking on my door
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster

by ModularMechie July 24, 2025

Horny

The feeling of wanting to have sex so badly. Wanting to fuck. I want to fuck all of the sexy woman reading this right now. Let's have sex. However if you're ugly, this doesn't apply to you. But if you're sexy, get in touch. Find me.

I'm so horny for you right now? Wanna fuck? Wanna have sex?

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Hornydancing

Having sexual intercourse, mostly when in bed. Another word is bed dancing

Suwon: *So what did you do on the date?*
Simon: *We just ended up hornydancing*
Suwon: *I see*

by Hehasthehighground August 24, 2025

Horny

When you fuck me bc you're lonely asfffff and have nothing to do so you shove your dick into peanut butter

I just made my dog lick my dick because I'm horny(No dogs were harmed in the making of this definition)

by Emery_Idk December 7, 2025