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Holy Padonkadonke !

Expression used to show that you think something is surprising, shocking, or impressive.
Holy Padonkadonke ! Would you look at this traffic jam !
by Gregalmighty August 26, 2021
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the holy jesus

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
by anal*smear August 21, 2008
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Holy Stroller

A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.
The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.
by RealPriestess October 30, 2023
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the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand
Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*
by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020
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Holy bonanza

It is when a rich person who is extremely religious gives out a ton of money
Rich guy: Anyone ready for a holy bonanza?
The crowd: Amen
by General_Chaos June 2, 2021
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Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!
by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021
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Holy Fuckioli

A cross between Holy fuck and Holy ravioli. Holy fuckioli (it’s fun to say as well.)
*Max* did you see my test scores???
*Jay* Holy fuckioli they are horrible!!!
by Babysugar March 6, 2019
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