simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 22, 2019
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hand shitter

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.
TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.
by Tittsmcgee October 28, 2017
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Hand feel

It's the equivalent of mouth feel... with food... but for games...
Ellie: I'm loving the hand feel in this game!
Chelsea: What?
by nataliemf October 30, 2019
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Hand-google

A term which means having to use your phone or other electronic device to search Google for the meaning of something when Alexa has no idea what you’re talking about.
Sorry Oscar,your going to have to hand-google it. Alexa says she does not know that.
by Doguehaus September 16, 2019
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chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.
My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.
by Ticklish Tapir July 01, 2018
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talented hand

Chad gave Zac a handjob yesterday he has such a talented hand
by Camoflage Corey November 05, 2017
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Heavy Hands

Adjective used to describe someone who punches very hard.
Also adjective used to describe someone who mastubates a penis way too hard.
Def. 1 "That nigga knocked Lee Roy da fuck out!" "Dam nigga dat fool gots some Heavy Hands!"

Def.2 " Dude my dick be bumpin!" "That Dikeeshi Hoes got some Heavy Hands"
by Dude Alert June 01, 2006
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