Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

Chalk Hands

A college professor who has never had a job. Someone who went to school to learn something then stayed in school to teach it.

Generally petty losers who think they're better than everyone despite the fact that they have never participated in society.

That chalk hands gives us 8 hours of work a week for a 101-level online speech class.

Fuck that guy
Yeah

by Radio DAWGZ December 18, 2022

Hand pockers

Boobs

A man named hayden thought wheeler walker jr. Says “hand pockers” instead of “ham hockers”

by Dumbass12369 July 12, 2022

Hungry Hands

When you are holding way too many items in your hands.

Danielle got hungry hands as she cleaned out the car.

by Lovedreambelieve June 19, 2022

Hand slider

The art of a woman giving manual stimulation to a mans erect penis. Sliding her hand up and down his shaft

Yo, I got the most wicked hand slider last night. Only cost me 40 bucks

by DB Bobby February 15, 2022

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

Heavy Hands

Adjective used to describe someone who punches very hard.
Also adjective used to describe someone who mastubates a penis way too hard.

Def. 1 "That nigga knocked Lee Roy da fuck out!" "Dam nigga dat fool gots some Heavy Hands!"

Def.2 " Dude my dick be bumpin!" "That Dikeeshi Hoes got some Heavy Hands"

by Dude Alert June 3, 2006