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gingergeek

A ginger speckled person who often has the complexion of a freckled pale ball sack.
Gingergeek you're a cunt
gingergeek by A Rusty Panda April 23, 2018

Gingerology 

The study of the ginger species. Scientist's that study Gingerology are known as Gingerologist. One of the most dangerous jobs to date, Gingerologist's study gingers and try to explain the strange nature of their ways. They often risk there lives in their noble work, as it is commonly known that gingers attack for no reason and steal souls.
Ha ha ha don't we all Timmy, don't we all.

Gingerneer 

An engineer who is unfortunatly a ginger.
In my engineering class sits a ginger. I think he will become an gingerneer.
Gingerneer by Myfriendisginger August 10, 2015
Verb/Adjective, the act of abandoning your extremely sick wife on her hospital bed while you fuck the shit out of your mistress, whom you later marry and cheat on with a third woman. Coined after serial adulterer/giant hypocrite Republican Newt Gingrich.
Person 1: Man, did you hear that Larry Gingriched his wife Cindy?
Person 2: Wait, you mean he cheated on her, married the mistress, then cheated on the mistress with a third woman?
Person 1: Yup. And poor Cindy was dying from brain cancer, too!

Douchebag: woman, if you don't lose some weight and get a face lift, I'm gonna go Gingrich on your ass!
Gingrich by TheAntiDouchenator March 12, 2011

Do gingers have souls 

A deep philosophical question, it's the questioning of whether or not hair colouring effects your spiritual aspects in any form. Gingers are particularly a curious bunch and the Grand Council is constantly debating whether or not they even have souls, let alone how powerful or potent it is.

The current conclusion is "maybe" although current tests are so far proving negative results. After several sacrifices of volunteering gingers, soul value has yet to be seen. Grand Council member Isaac Pincledic has documented this and has come to the conclusion they probably don't, or if so it's smaller than your average Wisp or Fairy.

"Being a Ginger is basically the gods' way of saying 'Fuck you' it seems" Dr. Pincledic explained. "We are still testing however, as we got one soul so far. Selective breeding camps have been made, now we just play the waiting game."

These camps found at the centre of Mount Doom are now the primary testing/sacrificial grounds, they allow the Grand Council to test with various types of gingers in various demographics. Promising news was found in which several "Ginger Grannies" were found to indeed possess soul value, Dr. Pincledic has come to the conclusion that the reason these grandmas are so sweet is because of the rise in soul value, further testing as been initiated.
"We must ask ourselves. Do gingers have souls?"
"Gingers have souls!"
"Only the grannies"

~Argument between a meme and Isaac Pincledic.

Gingerexia 

A disease where a ginger develops anorexia because she believes the reason why no guy finds her attractive is because she is fat, when in fact the reason why no guy finds her attractive is because she is a ginger.
Person 1: Did you see that girl with gingerexia?

Person 2: Yeah shes been hogging the elliptical for over an hour and looks like she hasn't eaten in days.