gassan

1. To be extremley perverted.
2. To disregard females.

Matt is being such a gassan today.

by George Gorringe May 3, 2005

Glassy

A weak as piss sad excuse for a bloke, who stabs his mates in the back, also can be described as a scab, scab dog, scab dog cunt, grub, grub cunt.
If you every meet this type of person they may try to put the hammer down, and claim his own nick name... "Thor"

Not to worry to much though, as their home is normally under the boss' desk. Yes, you will find they are wearing knee pads and have lose lips.

Glassy: "why are you out of uniform?"
Bloke: "We're not coming in to work today, we are backing our brothers up!"
Glassy: "That's bullshit why?, see you on the bus..."
Bloke: "Your a scab dog cunt Glassy grub. Out Brothers OUT!"
Glassy: "Switch on bitches!"
Bloke: "Fuck that grub cunt, I've never meet such a cum guzzling scab dog cunt, what a glassy!"

by Godoftheworld November 21, 2013

gasslizzal

a word, like fuck, that can be used in many parts of speech or phrases.

"Whats up gaslizzal?" , "Fo'shizzal dizzal, my gaslizzal is missing!"

by daniel r May 28, 2003

gladstone

the act of two persons, often similar in features, engaging in gay sexual activities and often leading near identical, pathetic lives.

you gladstoned the shit out of him last night and you live with him!

by Joeseph Bitz April 6, 2008

gasser

Someone who is always behind the eightball. Comes from the expression "to be gassed", i.e. to be out of breath.

Detroit's Big Three are real gassers. (The cars they produce guzzle gas and their management is clueless about how to compete.)

by Anton Chigurh December 14, 2008

glassons

Alongside Hannahs, Hellensteins - A Horrible Female Clothing Store where clothes that nobody would be caught dead wearing in Iran, Pakistan or Palentine are sold, Customers and Staff are referred to by the Aotearoa Revolutionary Brigades as Scum, Slappers, Prostitutes, Whores, Bitches, Preps, Skanks and oughta be stoned to death or tied to the back of a pick-up truck at WestpacTrsut stadium and driven around the stadium at hight speed until they expire and Every Single Glassons store in the entire country be burnt down or bombed by a suicide bomber - regardless of weather or not staff/customers are inside or outside the store

Glassons = The Whorehouse and Great Satan of the South Pacific

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

glasses twat

A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.

Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."

by Dr. Sven June 3, 2006