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fluffnut

The word derives from the two words
1) fluff - something fluffy, full of air, soft, harmless, like whipped cream (an illusion of volume).
2) nut - slang for a human testicle

A fluffnut is a person who tries to show, that he/she has "balls" (courage, is macho etc.), but in fact is the exact opposite: a wuss, a chicken, a fake
"Come here and fight me you pathetic lille bastard, I'll knock your socks off! Oh yeah, that's right, so come here!"

...after which the person playing tough actually goes and hides, runs off or does any similar action, effectively the same effect as the Peter and The Wolf fairy tale. This all to odds that are very much in his/her favor, making the situation really embarrasing.

So, a fluffnut is someone blowing hot air in a stupidly loud manner, showing the exact opposite resolve upon re-action.
by Zephyir ISS August 12, 2007
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fluffets

when you have an intensive squirt, but not full liquid squirt: chunks of tomato, cheese, beans, corn, peppers, and lettuce that fire out at an alarming rate, but manage to hold some texture

Usually smells bad and hurts worse!
I had a BLT earlier, followed by 12 hot wings. My stomach was so messed up, when i went to crap, i had the fluffets!!!
by jon jovi January 30, 2008
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fluffetry

To be fluffy. Usually pertaining to pubic hair.
"I condition my pubes... so yeah, don't have that problem"
"Good idea, before I knew what a razor was I did that and it created fluffetry in my undies"
by LeneJoJo December 9, 2008
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fluffing the sheep

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!
by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008
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Fluffian

Fluffy Ruffian:

Someone who acts hard and presents an aggressive personality, but is in actuality just a big misunderstood softy who doesn't know how or has never had a real opportunity to show their kind side. Often has a reputation for bad behavior that doesn't actually have any proof to back it up.

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Someone who is/was a nice person but due to social pressure and/or living in a rough area has adopted the personality of a twat just to survive.

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(Rare) A homosexual burglar/thief/conman/criminal.
Compiled example.

A: Shit! Gavin ticked me on 3 kilos and I've spent the money to pay him back! He's gonna hurt me bad!

B: That won't happen.

A: Why?

B: He's a Fluffian..

A: A what?

B: He acts hard so people don't rip him off, it's all a front, he won't beat you.

A: Phew, that's a relief!

B: He might bumlove you and make you felch him though...... He's REALLY gay you know, he just keeps it secret.

A:...........!

B: You're gonna have a ringpiece like a broken bagel when he's done with you, Ha!

B: Meep!
by Azimekh August 15, 2008
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fluffy bear

This is a flexible word. It can be:

-an adjective; meaning bad, lame, stupid

OR

-a noun; a person or thing resembling undesirable traits
1. Did you just see that new Madonna music video? It was definitely fluffy bear.

2. Mrs. fgtbear gave us 2 more pages of homework? WHAT A DAMN FLUFFY BEAR.
by tehaznpersuazn June 10, 2009
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Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009
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