zag-fag

Short for "zaggot faggot" this term has nothing to do with homosexuality (and the use of the word faggot is not intended to offend anyone in the gay community). Rather, this term refers to someone who must always consider their Zagat Guide before going out to eat, or drink. What you thought was a casual suggestion to get pizza turns into an ordeal as they furiously scan the pages searching for the place with the perfect menu, atmosphere, location, and price. While out, they will also check the entrance to a restaurant for the little "Zagat-rated" sticker demarcating the location as somewhere acceptable to eat. It is not unusual that you will be with a zag-fag who will refuse to go into a food establishment that is without this sticker, even though you or they may be very, very hungry. In exact opposition to what the Zagat guide was intended for, these people can make dining an excruciating experience.

Al: "We have been wandering through this barren wasteland for three days without food and barely any water. Oh my god, look over there, a pizza place!"
ZF: "Okay, let's drag ourselves over and check it out..."
Al: "Sweeeet. I'm going in!"
ZF: "But no, don't do it! It isn't Zagat rated!!!"
Al: "Stop being such a zag-fag!"

or

Beatrice:"I brought a cake for you. I baked it from scratch!"
ZF: "Ew, I can't eat that, your kitchen isn't Zagat-rated. Remove this abomination from my presence immediatly."
Beatrice: "You ungrateful zag-fag!"

Beatrice: *drops cake and runs away crying*

by P adre Pivo June 2, 2009

fag end

The end something. The phrase usually suggests decline or deterioation, the worn-out remains.

The fag end of the year was cold and damp.

by Alistair September 17, 2004

Fag head

Someone with a big forehead and talks weird but engages in sexual fag trade with puerto rican men.

Hey that Fag head went to africa and brought back a tribe of boyfriends.

by Samual929 October 5, 2007

Biker Fag

Direct Translation:
Member of a biker gang who is used for the purpose of sexual relief. Usually a young rising member

Urban Usage:
General slur to show disgust or anger in a situation.

Dude, stop being a biker fag and get your work done.

by Cole Minors December 14, 2008

fag nancy

a fag that is also a fairy
a super gay guy

jayde bro your such a fag nancy

by reid ye ye May 19, 2006

mma fag

someone who got his ass kicked by an mma fighter and gets all bitter about it. said guys are too weak or too lazy to become proficient fighters themselves so they start calling mma and mma fans gay.

1. brandon just got his ass kicked, i bet he's gonna turn into an mma fag now.

2. that fool was hating on mma, but he's just an mma fag.

by julius red June 12, 2008

fag attack

when someone inexplicably becomes a total dick, usually occurs when the person really needs to look cool.

Dave: Man, my date with Emily was going great until I had a total fag attack and spilled salsa all over her new dress.

by slimjoe123 April 11, 2009