DEATH WENCH

The resident or residents of the DEATH HOUSE. A bloodsucking parasite that collects anything of value from the male personage, this includes sexual bodily organs, gold, jewels(family ones!), your wallet, and anything else a man holds close to his heart and/or underwear. The DEATH WENCH, not unlike the common vampire, will suck you dry and leave you feeling highly violated (not in a good way!). The DEATH WENCH, also a crafty creature, will stalk her prey and will wait for the opportune moment to strike, usually when her prey is highly intoxicated or on the brink of DOING THE DODGE.

Death Wench: 'Hey, check out that young piece of man meat, looks like he's on his way to DOING THE DODGE!
Minion: Yes master, you're right, I believe he is. Shall I ready the dungeon and crank up the Iron Maiden? And don't worry, I got the gimp suit back from the dry cleaners this morning.
Death Wench: 'Ready away, I will frisk him for any loose change. By the time he wakes i will already have a hand full of his bolony pony and his dignity will be long gone'
Minion: 'Yes master and what of the strap on?'

by Lt.biscuits November 25, 2007

tower of death

When two people stack up in any game and qwning the shit out of an unsuspecting |\|00|3.

I get on your shoulders, you enjoy it.

by EMILIO ESTEVEZ November 10, 2002

Death threats

Something that so many people apparently do, but I doubt it.
KYS is not a death threat MM.

Dude1 and the inteternet "Kill yourself"
Dude0 "Wow, are those death threats?"
Dude1 "Oh no, it's retarded."

by DollmakerHans December 27, 2018

Death Metal

An ominous premonition of impending doom lurks just beneath the surface and the diabolical lyrical content may contain
redundantly superfluous references to demons, Satan, Beelzebub, the Evil One, the Beast...
thus the guttural vocals and obsession with dismemberment.

Cannibal Corpse, Hypocrisy, Origin

by Dnite April 14, 2003

certain death

1-slang word describing strong cocktails
2-cocktail containing 19 units/pint created at in a university flat in 2000, now popular in "the path tavern"
3-metal band formed in 2000

1- "man, that was a certain death"
2- "I'll have a certain death, please"
3- "certain death were good last night"

by baxter October 29, 2003

Spiritual Death

1: Not a clinical death, or a permanent one. Spiritual death is figuritive. It describes the ultimate disintegration or corruption of previously sincerely embraced religious beliefs. Probably origially coined in the late 1970s or early 1980s by the Jehova's witnesses' organiztion.
2: Spiritual transgression or treason.

Sister Garland masturbated to music and was not remorseful, she has suffered a spiritual death because she did not beat herself with insane grief as is our tradition. She will not be accepted when the end comes.

by Jake666 April 10, 2008

Angel of Death

A dangerous cocktail comprised of Golden Grain 190 proof alcohol, Hawaiian Punch, orange juice, and Sprite.

My girl drank 3 cups of Angel of Death ,and now she's in the bathroom blowing chunks. I cant even fuck her!!!

by sicmyduck September 12, 2019