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half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
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Queer Cup 

A popular drinking game. Also referred to as Beer Cup.
Hey you guys wanna sit around and play some queer cup?
Queer Cup by Shloshed July 29, 2019
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Beer Cup 

A popular drinking game. Also referred to as Queer Cup.
Hey you guys wanna sit around and play some Beer Cup?
Beer Cup by Shloshed July 29, 2019

Fart cup 

To place a cup (styrofoam or solo) against your anus and fart into then hand to someone as though it’s a drink . Give the gift of sharing your farts with your friends and family l.
I like to fart cup my friends when they’re being assholes.
Fart cup by The protector March 24, 2020

what cup 

a cup you drink out of that asks you a lot of questions.
Father: *grabs a what cup and pours coffee in it and reads the newspaper*
What cup: Why did you just grab me? Who are you? Why did you pour coffee in me? What species are you? What the heck?
what cup by vashill April 5, 2020

Spider Cup Technology 

A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.
Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.

jeeb cup 

G-Bong Used for electronic vape cartridges and pods
Hey man can I use your jeeb cup
jeeb cup by Thatmandave June 24, 2020