King’s Clam Chowder

when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off

“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”

by 2whistles December 7, 2022

Clam Slam

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clam Slam is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clam Slam! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy where each brings their own drugs to get 'baked'.

I have to admit, I didn't expect to see so many hot women at that clam bake last night!

by Miss Spider August 8, 2009

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Clam Chowder

Get the fuck out of my way

Sammy: Dude i was sitting their.

Joe: So

Sammy: Well Clam Chowder, I want my spot back

by SammyEffinD January 19, 2010

clam wipe

When a woman wipes her vaginas on an unsuspecting person's face after she just had sex.

That passed out dude on the couch just got clam wiped.

by Markram January 29, 2017