Choding

When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.

When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.

“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”

“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”

“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”

by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025

Retunkey Chode

When someone is undeniably very retarded and also happens to be a monkey with a chode.

“Orlando is a retunkey chode.”

by Retunk munk August 22, 2025

You Suck Chodes

What you say to your lame uncle

Suk: “You suck CHODES, Uncle Dylan!”

by Uncle Dylan September 25, 2025

Chode Erupter

The most mind boggling, Brain altering boner that feels like it will pop if left alone.

"when my math teacher bent over in their skinny jeans I got a Chode Erupter"

by Urbestlilman September 27, 2025

Dubai chode

The act of getting sued for the dumbest thing possible

Freddie and Levi just got Dubai choded for taking a picture

by Blmario October 10, 2025

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

Reverse chode

a penis that is long and thin or spindly; the opposite of a chode

I swear i don’t have a reverse chode!

by Bornelius October 27, 2025