Canadian Chocolate Cake

A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.

Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.

Canadian Chocolate Cake by jeff93 January 7, 2010

strawberry cheese cake

When a female gives a man a blow job ,then you cum, you punch the girl in the nose and she bleeds so it looks like a strawberry cheese cake.

"I BLAMMED!! her then punched her in the nose and I gave her a strawberry cheese cake."

strawberry cheese cake by Sneaky Tom May 27, 2008

cakestripes 

The shit which ist left, when you forgot to use the toilet brush.

"What the hell is that, down there in the toilet bowl?"
"Seems to be some cakestripes, homie!"

cakestripes by Winkelsen May 18, 2008

cake scale 

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

cake scale by bobii December 23, 2007

Caesar trap 

An unexpected dip or hole in a snow slope that catches unsuspecting skiers or snowboarders off-guard resulting in a fall into the hole. It is as if they were pining for a drink right about now and they hallucinated that there was a Bloody Caesar in the hole.

Peto, this will be a killer run, but watch out for those caesar traps!

Caesar trap by chatterphil December 28, 2010

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

cake stacker by jake hard May 21, 2011

Cakeatarian 

One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).

Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.

Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!

Cakeatarian by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012