blown out asshole 

usually happens after a hard night on the booze and chilli mexican food.

'' i have been on the toilet so much today i think i have a blown out asshole..''

blown out asshole by ronnie rim job December 28, 2009

motherfucking asshole 

motherfucking asshole is an asshole which fucks other peoples mother

hey johnny, i saw you last night fucking my mother you asshole, you motherfucking asshole

motherfucking asshole by L3X December 29, 2004

Fuck you, asshole!  

As we all know, this is a phrase that the Terminator (portrayed by actor/bodybuilder/now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger) picks up during a street fight to get some clothes. He uses it later on a custodian who's collecting trash from the hotel rooms.

Here's some dialog from the 1984 movie "The Terminator":

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

Fuck you, asshole! by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 12, 2008

Instant Asshole 

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

Instant Asshole by rperazag July 22, 2010

torn a new asshole 

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

torn a new asshole by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

conceited asshole 

A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.

Jill feels the need to constantly remind Jack about her superior I.Q. by being a conceited asshole.

conceited asshole by Huggyman November 5, 2015

selective asshole 

Somebody who is an ASSHOLE but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. Selective Assholes are always nice unless your an ASSHOLE or just plain 'ol have it coming for you. Selective Assholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the Selective Asshole is being nice or not.

"Man the guy is an Asshole"
"Nah fam, he's a selective asshole that dude deserved it."

selective asshole by iamtheg00n May 1, 2016