Alex Raftop

Alex

a retarded piece of shit and scavenges money for his school lunch. consists of 2 sushis and 2 drinks. dedicates his whole life to his MacBook Pro. Misses 2 weeks of every term cuz he's "sick". addicted to krunker.io, fortnite, slither.io and doodle jump. thinks he is better than Andrew, Ali and john.

Alex Raftop get the hell off krunker

by lillegend76 November 11, 2019

Alex sawyer

A man in love with shanelle but to shy to admit it

Alex sawyer wanted to marry shanelle but was to nervous to say it

by StatedTiger7375 November 12, 2021

Mr. Alex

from a town named after murdered tribal people. Plays frosbee by himself in the park. Watches birds to get excited. Likes the Milwuakee Sucks. Teaches history like he is having a birthday party. for himself. Young boy.

Mr. Alex plays frosbee on the weekends

by Ouagadougou May 10, 2019

Alex Murray

alex murray is a racist terrorist and loves bombing orphans. He screams the N word are everybody when he gets his dick sucked

Omg im becoming alex murray *cassually screams N word*

by Logan Mace September 6, 2023

alex herrera

Alex herrera is from mexican decent and doesn’t get a lot of girl. He is also un athletic and has a crave for tacos

Look at that beaner alex herrera lol

by 1234567oof November 25, 2018

Pull an Alex

When you lurk in the group chat and read all the messages without actually saying anything

Why’s Sarah not saying anything?
Oh, she’s probably just gonna pull an alex

by chimpo11 July 17, 2019

Alex Status

The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control

I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status

by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022