Ass Potato Pancake

When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.
"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"
by SubUrban Drummer March 20, 2010
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Protective Potato Mode

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger
She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.
by KingsofWeird May 27, 2020
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National Potato Day

April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!
National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.
by iLife was April 16, 2019
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Hot potato chess

-"Hey do you want to play some hot potato chess?"
-"yes bro."
by Roller Skate Mouse December 07, 2022
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feel like a potato

The phrase feel like a potato defines as feeling useless and lazy
Bloody hell I feel like a potato today not done owt all day !
by Flemelem January 27, 2021
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Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.
by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014
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