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Saturday School

Where you tell your boss your taking your kids when your to drunk to wake up on Saturday
Sorry bro can’t make it in today, my baby momma just droppped the kids off ; j have to take them to Saturday school. My bad
by Uncleray2469 October 25, 2025
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Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’
Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.
by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025
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School is a living hell hole if you don't have any friends or for you, braincells. Every single day you hear "6-7 6-7 6-7" and the teachers don't make it better, so if your going or at school. RIP
School is like a prison for us kids
by Pooker da Duke October 29, 2025
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A fuckass school in Chatham, Ontario with tiny dick losers that carry knives and shit in the fucking urinals
Oh man, you go to John McGregor Secondary School? I heard somebody wiped they shit on the fucking wall there.
by Antidongalong November 2, 2025
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George School

A cult in Newtown Pennsylvania. Indoctrinates students with ideals that will make them extremely unsuccessful in future life with only one sided ideals. The students are either extremely rich kids, wannabe gangsters, or trans. Thats it. If you end up taking IB the suicide rate is higher than the graduation rate.
1: woah you go George school? Thats such a fancy school you must be smart.
2: Yeah no i want to kill myself.
by Some random person on earth November 3, 2025
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Absent School

A school that you go to whenever your regular school has a day off, and occasionally when you’re sick. It is mostly online
I’m attending absent school today since I don’t have school because of Election Day!
by mwehehrhehehe November 4, 2025
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School

Basically a Prison. Here's why:
1. Authoritarian Structure
2. Has a dress code
3. Lack of freedom
4. Emphasis on discipline and punishment
Etc.
Person 1: What is school?
Person 2: Basically a prison
by Stupidboy67 November 9, 2025
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