Northwestern High School

A rural school located in the NW corner of Wayne County. During the winter, this school decides to save money by not turning on any heat, which leaves the school with an average temperature of 50 degrees. the school prides itself on having STEM shit and teaching kindergartners how to 3-D print

"ive always wanted to visit Antarctica"
"why, Just go to Northwestern High School"

by yomomma6969420 January 7, 2019

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....

"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020

Marist High School

Marist is a high school in chicago filled with little douche bags who think they are good at sports. The boys there love to take naked showers together and rape each other.

“Joey are you going to Marist High School?”
“Yes dad I can’t wait to spread my cheeks in the shower.”

by Coach Hogan August 13, 2021

houck middle school

Its hell don't go there you will get touched, get fed beets. U will get hit by a vape cloud if you go in the bathroom and dont DONT poop in the bathrooms your life will be ruined

Houck middle school is scary

by Thebestskibidiperson April 13, 2024

John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.

U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.

by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021

School

School (S-k-ool)
School is a place where people learn. The 4 main subjects are Math, Reading, Science, and History. There is Elementary , Middle School, and High School. Some people seek higher like College or University.

I wake up early in the morning to walk to school.

by yee.yee.83 June 26, 2019

school boy fern

A baller ass nigga who will fuck yo bitch any day of the week. Also he gets hella pussy and if you talk about him he will fight you and you will get your life ended

Y'all hear about that nigga named School Boy Fern ya he fucken my bitch TWICE!

by School Boy Fern December 18, 2016