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Marist is a high school in chicago filled with little douche bags who think they are good at sports. The boys there love to take naked showers together and rape each other.
Joey are you going to Marist High School?”
“Yes dad I can’t wait to spread my cheeks in the shower.”
by Coach Hogan August 14, 2021
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