Something like I didn't do any homework today and I have 8 missing assignments
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You kinda just don't care
I don't pay attention and copy-paste needs credit
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You kinda just don't care
by Hell00000000 June 15, 2021
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If you are an 8th grader and think you want to go to NEHS, find anywhere else to go.
If you are an 8th grader and think you want to go to NEHS, find anywhere else to go.
by A Concrete Slab June 15, 2021
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by im so bored like bored af lol June 15, 2021
Get the School mug.An amazing place everyone seems to hate. But school is the place where they taught you about free speech, and also stopped you from using it against their school. The place where you spend over 50 hours a week to lean about how a bunch of people headed their sheep a few thousand years ago instead of learning about the stock market. The place that never taught you about rules because then you would know beating kids is a crime.
Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?
by Captain Bruce June 17, 2021
Get the School mug.a living hell, that people use to disguise as the word school. they teach children absolutely useless stuff that we will never use, while also making us have anxiety, stress, panic attacks, depression, and loads and hours of homework. they take out 7 hours, 4 days a week out of their lives and our lives to torture us and yell at us for talking and give us detention to embarrass ourself.
principal: hey mr math teacher, how are your students doing in school
math teacher: they’re doing good, but they seem happy and i hate it. what should i do?
principal: EW! HAPPY? NOO! we must torture them! they can’t be happy. they did NOT come here for fun. i have an idea. give them all detention. that’ll teach em. oh! and give them 20 pgs of homework
math teacher: great idea sir! i’m on it
math teacher: they’re doing good, but they seem happy and i hate it. what should i do?
principal: EW! HAPPY? NOO! we must torture them! they can’t be happy. they did NOT come here for fun. i have an idea. give them all detention. that’ll teach em. oh! and give them 20 pgs of homework
math teacher: great idea sir! i’m on it
by justboredhere August 18, 2024
Get the school mug.Sorell School is a shitty Tasmanian school where you will be choked out by sweaty mullets and vape fumes, also has a lots of petty fights.
"Sorell School had another fight today, did you see the video?"
"Yeah, they had to take a hit of their vapes mid fight to not die"
"Yeah, they had to take a hit of their vapes mid fight to not die"
by Freddy Rizzballs August 19, 2024
Get the Sorell School mug.a school filled of ugly ass girls , wanna be gangster boys who act hard and think going to jail is cool, pussies who think jumping people makes them tough, retarded teachers, bops, and of course the nicotine feins that go to the kball and smoke weed and vape everyday after school. Cant forget when two teachers were caught fucking in a classroom, and a teacher sexually assaulting a student. FUCKED UP SCHOOL
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