shit booger

dried poopie crumbs from not wiping

BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER, I GOT SOME SHIT BOOGERS

by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025

shit spooner

one who steals shit from an ass using a spoon

dont fw him hes a shit spooner

by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025

Tougher than boiled owl shit

Analogous to built like a brick shithouse

Arnold Schwarzenegger is tougher than boiled owl shit

by Russellsroughneck January 1, 2026

Yes to the fuck to the shit of the bitch for the ass

Fuck this shit up and out all the way through to the other anus of the transgender walaloo hooch’s ducks skftnxj fpga googa kuck me a dinner sandwich fuck you

In conclusion, yes to the fuck to the shit of the bitch for the ass, motherfuckers!

by Bad C dev January 2, 2026

No Shit Sherlock

You say it when someone points out something everyone already knows, like they just cracked a mystery… but they really didn’t.

Friend: “t’s raining, that’s why the ground is wet.

You: No shit Sherlock.

by Zaididdy January 3, 2026

Hide and go shit

When you sit on the lavvy and suddenly don't need, stand up and leave before the immediate need for a shite. Usually a big runny one after too many sprouts

My stomach was playing hide and go shit

by Andy1986. January 3, 2026

Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024