Dick Doosh

A human who subsequently, because of their idiocy or upbringing has a likely tendency and talent of being a dick and a douche at the same time.

Jason from Schenectady is such a fucking dick doosh!! Get your life together brah!!

by EchoTheNarcissist May 5, 2018

dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.

Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."

by PikeTU February 16, 2018

dick fuck shitty ass

Used to express anger or some fucking persons

"What the dick fuck shitty ass!You fucking idiot spill coffee on me?!"

by fuck definitions .com February 13, 2018

louie dick

Like chicken and long walks on the beach with his water melon and believes in dropping the soap for buba

Louie dick like water melon

by qqqqqqqqqqque February 13, 2018

Dick with a Degree

Uses his degree to condescend to everyone around him. Most times the information is inaccurate and easily verifiable via the internet.

"Sorry about Ryan. I just googled it and grapes don't actually grow underground. He's just another dick with a degree."

by starspawnofcthulu February 15, 2018

Square dick

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Barrets teamshot with me so i can square dick

by Trialscarries February 14, 2018

dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

by Anster2314 February 15, 2018