shit son

when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son

Me: Shit son.
You: Holy shit, you've shat a shit as large as a newborn son
Shit: is hella big

by shit-son March 14, 2016

Shit

1. a poop
2. an exclamation not appropriate for most childs

3. there is no third definition HA HA

Iron man dents his pretty suit, Iron Man: SHIT!
Captain America: Language!

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 5, 2019

Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.

I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out

by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

Shit In Your Breakfast

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast

'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.

by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

Chicken shit

The excesses some would go to over sports isn't two hundred percent, it's chicken shit.

Grabbing the guy's ankle after the play wasn't dirty, it was chicken shit, it was desperation to cause an injury even when he was laying there. Calling it dirty instead of what it was makes the guy feel like a badass for what he did.

by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021