Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.

I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.

by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018

dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks

*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”

by pussy crust January 29, 2018

Dick Rider

A bitch usually referred to as Immanuel

Immanuel isa dick rider

by Famousboixx January 31, 2018

Scuba dicking

When a person gives oral sex to a male under water.

He asked me to join him in the bathtub and go scuba dicking

by Ilovecupcake4ever January 30, 2018

Dick-inputtable

Somebody/something into whom/which you would potentially agree to sexually and/or casually stick your penis.

Have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!

Have you tried the crème brûlée? It is really dick-inputtable.

by Bustin_your_balls_69 February 2, 2018

suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018

dick

1. the male genitalia
2. the act of masturbation

dick me daddy

by kimjonooof February 4, 2018