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bit your tip

when someone is upset about something you didn’t do
i don’t know who bit your tip but you need to chill out
by liyah0804 December 25, 2022
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Use your own words

Oooohhhh... ok. I see it. Yeah, I just watched that "Don't worry darling" movie. It was alright. I'm a little disappointed I DIDN'T write any of it. I was like 90% sure I'd have a line or two.... Oh, well I guess...
Iam "Wait, so... Are we supposed be the wife? The blonde?"

Hym "Hmmm.... Yes. Yes we are."

Iam "Right, cus he says 'If you have something to say, use your own words' right? So, yeah that makes me think it's, like, us. I mean, it was alright. Was that her first time directing? I mean, it was a good first attempt."

Hym "I feel like Jordan getting stabbed could have been more compelling. And the dialogue was a little on the nose. 'Silly man it's my turn now' or whatever? Blegh!"

Iam "Aw shit, spoilers..."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
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your mother

“i smashed your mother
by anonymous December 28, 2022
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bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.
daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!
by zippy nips December 30, 2022
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Kiss your homie day normally

On December 31, you and your homie have full permission to be each others new years kiss. Go to your closest homie and give them a kiss for good luck in the new year
Bro, it’s December 31 and my girl isn’t here

Well, it’s Kiss your homie day normally, so we might as well kiss
by Tyler Hiera December 31, 2022
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Your mom

by Artemii January 1, 2023
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