Smarten up

What an inbred owner says to a fan who tells him to fire a lousy coach.

Fan: "Hey Mark, you need to fire Josh McDaniels, he's is awful."
Inbred Owner: "Smarten up!"

by anonymous October 31, 2023

Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia

The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express

by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023

blimped up

a person who gained a lot of weight

boy that girl blimped up since high school

by anonymous November 1, 2023

Bricked up

To have a brick of snow

synonyms:
to believe something is hard, (interesting)

Ex- Alex “Damn g you bricked up”
Tony “shit broski you know it”

Ex 2- Clover “Okay Okay I see you with the Lowe garment that fit is bricked up”

Amanda “You know it bitch” 🥂

by bunnymademillions November 2, 2023

I can't believe you looked that up

No, seriously, I'm in shock.

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

Up And

A phrase put in a statement to drive home the point of the sentence.

Ex 1: Can’t believe he would just up and lie to me. The pizza place is closed on Monday.

Ex 2: Dam, wasn’t expecting you to up and come here without telling me. Now the tourney is messed up.

by Waxosaurus November 3, 2023

Up it

Referring to equipping your firearm and aiming it at an enemy

Person 1: keep playin and ima up it
Person 2: you don’t got a knock lil bro

by MrClickin November 4, 2023