free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"

Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024

Brown Willy

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear

“Dude, he gave me a fucking brown willy! We gotta stop hanging out with him….”

by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

Tillied willy

When something innocent gets taken out of context, and now sounds sexual, and someone reads it and gets hard.

Barbara: ugh, John’s so degenerated he probably got a tillied willy from that post.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.

by Johndoerodgers March 20, 2024

D-Willy

Having sex with a pre op trans woman with thick legs with a mouth full of popcorn

Talking to a baddie at the club asked her if she wanted to try out a d-Willy

by Geneyev April 12, 2024

chilly willy

when you pour liquid nitrogen into a girls asshole so it freezes

i gave marley a chilly willy last night

by bigshlongdaddy123 April 22, 2024

Rocking Willy

When a tattoo artist, piercer or tattoo shop owner choke-slams his partner in a public place.

Last night at the bar that tiny piercing man really gave his young gf a Rocking Willy.

by anonymous June 22, 2024