Wet Nap

What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.

I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

wet willy

A wet willy is a prank that involves wiping a stick of butter all over your dick and then sticking your dick into an unsuspecting victims ear when they are not looking. This prank was used commonly during the Great Depression Era to lift the spirits of out of work Americans and was recently revived when demonstrated in the 1980's sitcom "The Facts of Life", when Phil Drummond (of Different Strokes) came to visit the girls at their school.

"Natalie was so flattered by the attention she was recieving, she not only

forgave Phil for the WET WILLY, she also forgot she was so fat for a few

minutes."

by DNFles September 28, 2009

get wet

To bang only 8's 9's and 10's, while simultaneously not concerning oneself with 7's and below.

Mr. Omar is a 4 at best but that guy will get wet every weekend.

by TrixR4losers November 13, 2011

wet possum

a term used by black people to describe a womens vagina

check out that hoe over there gimme some of that wet possum

by babygirl1234 August 17, 2008

wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005

wet spot

When a girl has deep sexual feelings towards a guy or another woman she has a wet spot for them. Having a lust on for another person. A lot like a soft spot, but hotter.

God damn, that Johnny Depp! I've got a real wet spot for him!

Do you see the way Jan looks at Greg? She's got an obvious wet spot for him.

by KTDigs December 6, 2011

Wet rag

When you provide a female a damp cloth to clean herself after giving fellatio

You're about to give that ho a wet rag, don't you?

by Long Dong Silver January 3, 2018