Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”

Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”

by madscatraz November 22, 2017

who da peeps

The unisex version of the saying, "who da man".

We're so great! Who da peeps!

by S-Kelly February 18, 2017

who you checking

Who you checking means who are you going out with or who is you boyfriend/girlfriend

"Who you checking g"
"just some pukka girl"

by Mr traumatic June 13, 2016

not sure who you like

If your like me and you never had a boyfriend\girlfriend and liked so my boys\girls then you have come to the right person.So its coming to the end of the school year and you have like a lot of boys\girls and not sure who you like because you end up likeing one of them and think you like another.

"Ohh there goes Chase."

"Do I still like Max I'm kinda getting jealous seeing him talk to Katie"
Friend: "I'm not sure who you like"

by Jane More May 16, 2016

Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

who you help?

A slang used in Nigeria pidgin English, usually in question form, to give an expression that someone is less important or valuable to than they claim or seem to be. Usually rude.

Boy A: If you keep talking, i will walk away.
Boy B: you can leave if you want, (who you help?)

by Najaboi4life February 5, 2018

Kylie Who?

What you say to somebody if their lips resemble that or exceed the youngest KarJenner’s.

Girl 1:“My lips are EXTREMELY poppin’ today!”
Girl 2: “Kylie who?”

by heyowhatisup February 7, 2018