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ur mom

the 2022 version of ...something from 1900
friend:do you want to watch a movie
me:i wanna watch ur mom

friend:lets go to sleep
me:i wanna sleep with ur mom

friend:....
me:ur mom
friend:*slaps*
by dude is a gender neutral term October 30, 2022
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Ur mom

Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.

But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
For example, you can

1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.

2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.

3. How's your mother doing these days?

4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.

5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022
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ur mum

by ExxonExxon February 16, 2022
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slide ur tens

south african slang for you're number
guy: slide ur tens??
girl: ill give you my snap
guy: sure that works too
by some__1 December 25, 2024
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ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood
friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu
by brebre_1 March 9, 2024
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Hug ur crush

Bitch go hug ur crush he will fall in love😩🤝
Bryan: go hug ur crush

Jesus: bet
by LOVEEEEURRRCRUSHHH May 22, 2021
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ur mom

A very nice lady :)
ur mom is a very nice person
by TheHylian12 August 10, 2019
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