Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object

Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!

by Whiskeytango January 11, 2021

Lying under the span

Having a woman sit on your face

I was lying under the span. With my gf all night last night.it was great.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Candida Underbrush

A hair vagina(quite possibly with a yeast infection/foul odor.

"I went down on her candida underbrush. The trip was hardly worth the stay."

by Dean Whittacker May 17, 2021

Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021

Hold Under

The opposite of holding on to something.

When someone is falling off of a roof, "Hold on Mike!"
When someone is falling off of the floor, "Hold under Mike!"
When you grab the underside of something to grab on, and not fall of of.

by FinnishCorpse July 31, 2021

criminal under cover uwu owo

bts uwu teehee notice me bts WOO

person 1 : criminal under cover uwu owo

person 2 : smooth like butter

by bakakakabakakakuwubaaka September 9, 2021

Over-Under

The act of getting a blowjob and your butthole fingered at the same time.

I questioned my sexuality, because I thoroughly enjoyed the over-under my girlfriend gave me. I filled her mouth up with my salt malt, and her finger smells like shit.

by SmellyNiggerBalls562 October 17, 2021