Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
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