Texas Hold ‘Em

You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train

This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Texas Oil Pipe

The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.

"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"

"Good to know, Noah."

by leafster101 July 31, 2020

Texas Fire Racing

The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.

Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by TickleMyNutsack December 9, 2016

Texas Turn-Around

When your drunk and taking a shit and have to turn around and puke in the toilet

Dude, I was going to "upper deck" but ended up in a Texas Turn-Around.

by LoserLeave September 29, 2020

Texas rebirth recoil

The act of jizzing while retracting a shit

Luis just Texas rebirth recoil in the restroom”

by Boiiwithatightanus123 March 6, 2018

texas aunt sally

A made up move to scare people off.

Boy 1: hey see that girl
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.

by Thats a yikes from me May 11, 2019

West Texas Breeze

"when someone farts on a mans cock before entering ass"

Dude did you hear joey gave Omar a West Texas breeze?

by thunder cookie July 8, 2020