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Texas Fire Racing

The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.
Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by TickleMyNutsack December 9, 2016
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texas aunt sally

Boy 1: hey see that girl
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.
by Thats a yikes from me May 11, 2019
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Texas rebirth recoil

The act of jizzing while retracting a shit
Luis just Texas rebirth recoil in the restroom
by Boiiwithatightanus123 March 6, 2018
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Texas Hold ‘Em

You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train
This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Texas Tea Party

Texas Tea Party: Filling a Texas girls mouth with Dr. Pepper, then you drop a mento in her mouth and dip your balls in the explosion.
The Texas Tea Party blew out of her mouth like I struck oil!!!
by 0101101101 September 19, 2023
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West Texas Breeze

"when someone farts on a mans cock before entering ass"
Dude did you hear joey gave Omar a West Texas breeze?
by thunder cookie July 8, 2020
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Texas Oil Pipe

The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.
"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"

"Good to know, Noah."
by leafster101 July 31, 2020
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