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taking the piggie to market

fucking your partner's asshole with your big toe
She was taking the piggie to market and I came everywhere!
by DMind July 12, 2012
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take em out

1) To kill somone; "...take em out, ya gotta keep em separated..." Offspring

2) To have sex; referring to the act of uncovering the male and/or female genitalia in preparation for sexual activities.

3) To order the segregation of one subset from the general set; to remove a group from another group.
boy: "hey u wanna go roller skate?"
girl: "no way, but im down to be ur cod, come play"
boy: "k when i get there we're guna take em out ya huh"
girl: "i can game all day"
boy: "atta scout"
by darkcloudhorizing June 5, 2013
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Gotta take a Trump.

Excuse me, but I gotta take a Trump. I've had diarrhea all day.
by Dàibhidh Càidh August 23, 2017
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Taking a trip to Florida

"When in a relationship is it ok to talk about taking a trip to Florida?"
by Daith September 21, 2013
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Take me to Church

(1.) When sex is like a religious experience. The feeling is so powerful and all pervading, you have no choice but to be present. And yet you also find yourself in a state of awe, beyond all the limits of your own body and mind. Time appears to stand still and yet it moves so quickly as your body automatically does what it needs to do, without thought, pretense, or any opportunity for self-consciousness.

Just as people often go to the house of a particular religion to find God...."Take me to Church" in the context of sex, involves a physical build up so intense, the orgasms could be described as a kind of "seeing God".

(2.) To crave or hunger for someone so much, you know being with them would be a religious experience.

(Hell, if you really want to extend the religious symbolism, think of the way a supposedly demon possessed person is taken to church, "laid hands on", convulses and shakes, and then appears to be "set free" with a peaceful look on their face. The parallels between this and really great sex are obvious.)
(1.) O God....He really knows how to take me to church.

(2.) I've never wanted someone to take me to church so bad in my life. I wonder if there's still seating available. The aisle closest to his lap would be preferable.
by Olive989 March 8, 2023
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Taking Astro for a Walk

Looking like you're working, with no chance of any kind of productivity.

A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
Eric: Hey, Dan is working hard on those business processes.
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
by BlueLew January 14, 2010
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TV Double Take

Flipping past a channel with something bizarre or interesting on it, then flipping back to it to see if you really saw what you thought you did.
I was channel surfing the other day when I caught a glimpse of a two headed mule. I had to do a TV double take.
by Bnull December 14, 2008
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