when a female lies down on top of a nude man on her back (usually on a table) completely nude with her genetalia spread wide. then she proceeds to give a hand job on either side of her, gets fucked up the asshole by the man beneath her, gets fucked in her vagina by a man standing in front of her, gets titty-fucked by a man sittig on her chest, and gives a blowjob all at the same time.
Daniel: Hey dude, where's your mom today? I was wanting to have sex with her.
Steven: Oh, sorry, she's busy having a Texas Take-six performed on her.
Steven: Oh, sorry, she's busy having a Texas Take-six performed on her.
by TheSexInformer May 21, 2010
Get the Texas Take-sixmug. by Daith September 21, 2013
Get the Taking a trip to Floridamug. (1.) When sex is like a religious experience. The feeling is so powerful and all pervading, you have no choice but to be present. And yet you also find yourself in a state of awe, beyond all the limits of your own body and mind. Time appears to stand still and yet it moves so quickly as your body automatically does what it needs to do, without thought, pretense, or any opportunity for self-consciousness.
Just as people often go to the house of a particular religion to find God...."Take me to Church" in the context of sex, involves a physical build up so intense, the orgasms could be described as a kind of "seeing God".
(2.) To crave or hunger for someone so much, you know being with them would be a religious experience.
(Hell, if you really want to extend the religious symbolism, think of the way a supposedly demon possessed person is taken to church, "laid hands on", convulses and shakes, and then appears to be "set free" with a peaceful look on their face. The parallels between this and really great sex are obvious.)
Just as people often go to the house of a particular religion to find God...."Take me to Church" in the context of sex, involves a physical build up so intense, the orgasms could be described as a kind of "seeing God".
(2.) To crave or hunger for someone so much, you know being with them would be a religious experience.
(Hell, if you really want to extend the religious symbolism, think of the way a supposedly demon possessed person is taken to church, "laid hands on", convulses and shakes, and then appears to be "set free" with a peaceful look on their face. The parallels between this and really great sex are obvious.)
(1.) O God....He really knows how to take me to church.
(2.) I've never wanted someone to take me to church so bad in my life. I wonder if there's still seating available. The aisle closest to his lap would be preferable.
(2.) I've never wanted someone to take me to church so bad in my life. I wonder if there's still seating available. The aisle closest to his lap would be preferable.
by Olive989 March 8, 2023
Get the Take me to Churchmug. by DMind July 12, 2012
Get the taking the piggie to marketmug. 1) To kill somone; "...take em out, ya gotta keep em separated..." Offspring
2) To have sex; referring to the act of uncovering the male and/or female genitalia in preparation for sexual activities.
3) To order the segregation of one subset from the general set; to remove a group from another group.
2) To have sex; referring to the act of uncovering the male and/or female genitalia in preparation for sexual activities.
3) To order the segregation of one subset from the general set; to remove a group from another group.
boy: "hey u wanna go roller skate?"
girl: "no way, but im down to be ur cod, come play"
boy: "k when i get there we're guna take em out ya huh"
girl: "i can game all day"
boy: "atta scout"
girl: "no way, but im down to be ur cod, come play"
boy: "k when i get there we're guna take em out ya huh"
girl: "i can game all day"
boy: "atta scout"
by darkcloudhorizing June 5, 2013
Get the take em outmug. Looking like you're working, with no chance of any kind of productivity.
A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
Eric: Hey, Dan is working hard on those business processes.
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
by BlueLew January 14, 2010
Get the Taking Astro for a Walkmug. by Dreamliner June 26, 2016
Get the taking the hat offmug.