Ham

A Ham is a simp and a dumbass combined. A Ham can be walked over and tricked. Hams don't care about being hams either.

That nigga mar a ham he bought that bitch a bag but she just gave me head.

by theartist313 November 07, 2022

HAM

Home
And
Masturbate

Man, it's been a long ass day. I'm gonna go HAM.

by hamboy6969 January 30, 2018

Ham

A lame, and Gullible individual who tries to do tasks that he/she is not built for.

Wow, Jarrod is thè biggest ham when it comes to anything.

by Bornontaxday May 22, 2020

Ham

A pig's bum

Ham

by None_of_your_business1 August 07, 2023

Ham

Cute, adorably chunky baby or animal.
Like a plump little ham. You just wanna "eat em up".

"Oh my, what a ham you are, little man!" -to a baby

"Who is a good little ham? You are!" - to a puppy

by Cuttle_Bish2856 December 16, 2022

Ham

Hair ass mofo

That boy is a ham bro look at him!!!1!1!1!

by Kityylova_42069 February 27, 2019

HAM

A person who is some what mentally stable, but could easily get triggered. A good person at heart. Usually a bus or truck driver. Shakes their legs and has lot and has crippling anxiety. A Hot Ass Mess.(HAM)

I love talking to Jacob, he’s such a HAM dude.

I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.

Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.

by Jmoney93 November 08, 2020