A small town in far north Dallas, comprised of pretentious nouveau riche citizens who think class is defined by your material possessions such as what shoes you wear, handbag you carry or car you drive. Prosper people grew up middle and lower middle class but worked hard to overcompensate for the life they didn’t have growing up.
Prosper parents revel in being considered the “Richest school district in the state” and somehow think money equates to class. They also have the nicest facilities but are hiding the deep debt for their viral schools. Prosper parents are fooled by the rhetoric of it not raising their taxes and are happy to see their Zestimates for their homes go up because this, again, is equated to wealth in their small minds. 75% of the high school students are hungover, taking AP classes with straight A’s with no homework, mediocre SAT scores, a vape pen in their locker and some sort of scripture on their Instagram bio. Prosper students lack any real relationships of substance and have mastered the art of a backhanded compliment.
Prosper parents revel in being considered the “Richest school district in the state” and somehow think money equates to class. They also have the nicest facilities but are hiding the deep debt for their viral schools. Prosper parents are fooled by the rhetoric of it not raising their taxes and are happy to see their Zestimates for their homes go up because this, again, is equated to wealth in their small minds. 75% of the high school students are hungover, taking AP classes with straight A’s with no homework, mediocre SAT scores, a vape pen in their locker and some sort of scripture on their Instagram bio. Prosper students lack any real relationships of substance and have mastered the art of a backhanded compliment.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
Get the prosper tx mug.Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.
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Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
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Breathing hard, you try to break the bonds, still hard. When she looks over you and says "My Turn", you cry but you have no choice. Next stop Dry Orgasm.
Example. Your lady friend invites you into her room. she kisses you passionary. You begin to strip, and she puts a finger your lips and says "shush, I have something planned." She grabs a few cuffs and begins stripping you down and strapping your limbs securely to the bed frame.
She begins teasing your now throbbing member while you struggle in your bonds. You just reach climax when she jumps off and says "One More Thing". You feel cold lube circling your butt and feel the gentle push of a small toy inserted. You feel like you need to pee.
She jerks you off furiously until you hit climax, your butt clenches and you shoot ropes you've never done before. You keep shooting, but each time it puts pressure on the toy, forcing you to shoot more. And repeat until you've shot every least drop you had.
Breathing hard, you try to break the bonds, still hard. When she looks over you and says "My Turn", you cry but you have no choice. Next stop Dry Orgasm.
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Not to be confused with Dominant shortened to" Dom" or "Domme" (female variation). who will NOT charge
Not to be confused with Dominant shortened to" Dom" or "Domme" (female variation). who will NOT charge
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