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Drain the phone

Verb. Euphemism for doing what one does with a Shake Weight (except to a penis instead of a Shake Weight) and consequently draining one's mobile phone battery with a tragic porn streaming addiction.
We need to end this conversation now because if I don't go drain the phone someone's gonna get hurt.
by PhoneDraina May 13, 2017
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prime phones

a channel created in September 2013, but started uploading in November 2020.
www.youtube.com/@primephones
by prime phones April 16, 2023
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Love at first phone

“Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.
I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.
by concision November 3, 2023
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Mantalk Stop-Phone

When men congregate, they tend to debate facts and events such as sports trivia. With the popularity of smartphones, people have immediate access to unlimited information about facts and events, making the traditional mode of male conversation irrelevant. The result is that men have fewer conversations, preferring joint experiences of technology such as playing video games together.
Me and my buddies used to debate which new models had the most horsepower but now someone always just googles it on their mantalk stop-phone and gets the actual numbers so we stopped talking about it.
by O-town Daddy October 11, 2013
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Phone Hangover

Being so tired you passout before plugging your phone in. When you wake up, the battery is almost dead.
I would show you that YouTube video but I'm suffering from a phone hangover.
by W357 September 12, 2015
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Phone-ment

When you post your entire life or fun experiences on your phone instead just being in the moment.
Girl 1: “wow this is such a beautiful sunset.”
Girl 2 “yeah I’m gonna post it on my story
Girl 1 “you’re always living in the phone-ment”
by piano August 16, 2020
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Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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