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Noodles

Dem noodles doe.
by Napmaster9000 July 13, 2017
mugGet the Noodlesmug.

Saucin the noodle

Having sex with a girl on her period.
Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...

Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...
by Stephler May 20, 2018
mugGet the Saucin the noodlemug.

noodle glass

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.
by anonymous March 4, 2021
mugGet the noodle glassmug.

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
by v-kyun October 4, 2022
mugGet the Flat Noodlemug.

noodle

an 11 year old tool box, with a mop head thats rides bikes. mtown killa
your a fucking tool noodle
by MANZO January 24, 2008
mugGet the noodlemug.

noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...
Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?
by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020
mugGet the noodle manmug.

Noodles

A slang for nudes. This way parents won’t know when you’ve received nudes.
Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!
by Granny Gumjobs May 20, 2018
mugGet the Noodlesmug.

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