Text blow up

A text or IM message composing of random letters, numbers, and symbols that can mean to change a conversation, to show disagreement, or to start a conversation.

Nathan: I heard that you were in the bedroom with Mary Carter last night?!?!?!?!

David: ofiuh983427ruhjd67T9OH68^%&*iohhfowe

Nathan: oh I see haha

Libby: John, you are a creeper!!

John: iou9f8eng &%$uihgfn0o9wperi-32

Libby: No you are!!!

Robert: dco43yht09rpfujop)(&tyodfh43nwoyp9&$678fieuvb

Wesley: 0395y7u42-eu0djncmoqp9eh2opqjdnia/.snkc(Ty%#E$%I^rvhl;wbfknvm.

Robert: haha nice text blow up

Wesley: haha you too what you up too?

by indiZ February 26, 2010

Nose blow job

The disgusting act of full on sucking on a nose like a popsicle during a make out session.

In the movie Abduction, Lily Collins gave Taylor Lautner a nose blow job during the make out scene on the train.

by Skylar.Spencer October 3, 2011

Blow dart sleep

Sleep so deep and heavy, someone could have shot you with a blow dart

Yo dude, I just woke up after 30 straight hours asleep. It was epic blow dart sleep.

by Mr KJ May 24, 2016

BK Blow Job

(n) the act of inserting one's penis into a Whopper and having his partner eat it

My girlfriend almost bit my dick off when she was giving me a BK Blow Job

by Barack Mah Cock August 20, 2010

blows my house

Similar to blows my mind or rocks my world a phrase used to indicate something that one is enjoying or finds to be very good.

This record totally blows my house!

by Felan February 9, 2005

BYU Blow Job

The act of a Brigham Young University Coed grabbing her boyfriend's or Date's genitalia with a relaxed grip and briefly licking the areas of his shaft in between her fingers with her tongue in a teasing manner but not placing any portion entirely in her mouth so as to act like she really isn't giving him head to avoid feeling guilt and/or church discipline.

Roommate: Hey Josh, how was your first date with Stephanie last night, are you two going to have to see the Bishop ha?

Josh: Bro! It was sweet bro! But Naw, Oral is Moral, plus she didn't 'technically' suck my D okay, she just gave me the good old BYU Blow Job so we're good bro!

by yobroseph July 7, 2010

blowing your nose

Usually whenever your nose gets runny, you grab a tissue, put it against your nose and blow thru your nose, this technique is called 'blowing your nose'.

1. Where's a tissue, I need to blow my nose
2. When are you going to stop using all the tissues, You keep on blowing your nose

by Dr. Watson May 18, 2007