Matthew

A fat ugly nasty cheating ass bitch ugly nasty rat that everyone hate he’s a player and he’s ugly
hes such a Matthew
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matthew

matthews the human version of garfield (he is orang)
by ahmeds_huge_penis September 08, 2022
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Matthew

Bitch who punches everyone, things he’s gonna get head from Hannah and is a bull shitter
Man: oh hi Matthew don’t tell me hannah walked off without u
by Eat my vag October 21, 2017
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Matthew

A dumb ed kid thats a batty boy and like little kids
"Ew, its Matthew the batty man"
by big bad mon May 29, 2022
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Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.
Matthew is so ANNOYING and says dumb stuff but still funny.
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Matthew

Oh girl I started seeing this guy named Matthew. He's a gift from God.
by The Matthew October 17, 2020
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Matthew

A dumb ass hoe that’s tall af and just weird! He makes racist jokes and jokes that are just disturbing in general. He sometimes makes you wanna punch him but hey, he’s there. He can be annoying, that’s why he is a dumb ass HOE! He is tall af and has curly hair. He plays an instrument, usually trumpet.
Matthew, shut your bitch ass up!

Matthew you so damn tall!!

Matthew you such a dumb ass hoe!
by Wut >_> November 26, 2018
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