matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

The "Rowdy Round"by Matthew

This is when you're getting beat up really bad in the Matthew stops while you're on the ground and Spins you by your feet and hit you in the face as you spend by him over and over again moving your hands away from your face punch punch punch

Man I can't believe he spun like a top . Such a puss ... He so got The "Rowdy round"by Matthew...! Well shoot, thats what happens when you mess with a Matthew...!!

by Jack's tiny Sparrow January 28, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is Lowkey a beaner. He’s super shy and weird. He’s in a very serious relationship with Wendy. He plays baseball and he kinda thick.

“Omgg are you going to Matthews game on Saturday”

by Dezi anaiya December 6, 2019

Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.

"Hello Matthew Bean"
"Hello"

by Xocrone September 16, 2020

Matthew

That one cunt in a group who actually has a girlfriend and instead of spending time with the lads, he sucks her off. Severly racist towards pakis (Sherom) and likes to touch kids under the age of 10.

Don't be a Matthew you spastic

by rkrichardson December 9, 2019

Matthew Nagisa1000

Nightmare bad nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare bad bad I hate you nightmare nightmare loser bad nightmare loser bad Nightmare bad nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare bad bad I hate you nightmare nightmare loser bad nightmare loser bad

Matthew Nagisa1000 moment

by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 26, 2020

Matthew

People who buy $15 and never eat any of it

Bob:Wow he ate none of his chicken tenders
Jack:His name must be Matthew

by Chicken77778888 November 7, 2019