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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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Getting Cruised

-When a girl gets ran through
-When a girl gets pounded
-When your girl cheats on you
-Your girl actively enrolls in hbcu cruise activity
-Sega created
1. Yo bro ngl your girl got cruised last night. couldn’t be me though lil bro. yall stay safe though.

2. Your girl was with her guy best friend getting food the other day she def got cruised. 3. Your girl is getting cruised tonight at the party
by Brucearchives March 8, 2024
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gettings

A shorter and similar word for getting too many.
"If he comes up here, I'll hit him... after freaking out and gettings pics."
by scottash_ March 9, 2024
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getting mitus floppered

When someone takes their penis and slaps it in there face
Getting mitus floppered is when somebody takes there werner and just start slapping it all on someone’s face while tjere asleep
by anonymous March 11, 2024
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getting cruised

-To get pounded
-To get ran thru

-Your girl engaging in hbcu cruise activity
-sega made
“Bro your girl is getting cruised at that party right now”

“Bro why you glazing him you want to get cruised or something?”
“your girl is for sure getting cruised in florida for spring break sorry lil bro”
by Brucearchives March 11, 2024
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getting lunch

Slang for sneakily going out to give a guy a blowjob
Person 1: hey sorry I was getting lunch earlier.
Person 2: yeah uhhh you have some of it on your chin, pal.
by zimdoh March 11, 2024
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Getting Dave'd

"Getting Daved" refers to getting checkmated by Brooklyn Dave. This definition pre-dates all other definitions and is known by millions. Google "Brooklyn Dave."
Getting Dave'd. You just Got Daved. (Checkmated).
by Real_Brooklyn Dave March 17, 2024
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