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Fucking Simp

When calling someone a simp isn't enough.
Jake: Lmao Chris is such a Fucking Simp.
by xZaeroSin May 21, 2020
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rebound fuck

The action of using a man as substitute fuck after separating from your boyfriend.
Lillian is using Marcus as a rebound fuck after getting dumped by her boyfriend.
by dabmaster101 May 29, 2016
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ninja fuck

1.To have sex without a sound
2. To have sex without the other person knowing
You had sex last night! I didn't even hear it!
Yep, I ninja fucked her hard.
by Frickin' Genius April 25, 2016
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fuck cancer

Dude1: i cant hang at all today man
Dude2:why dude? Why so bummed out?
Dude1:my dad is sick of cancer man! Gotta go to the hospital all day brah.
Dude2:so sorry to hear, my mom is also sick with cancer! Everyone has cancer! FUCK CANCER!
by Hailtheluis September 5, 2016
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out of fucks

A phrase used to signify that one has used up all of his or her fucks and has none left to give.
"Hey Dick where should we go get trashed tonight?" -Dale

"Doesn't matter to me, since I'm out of fucks. I used my last one on a math test earlier today." -Dick
by ThatMotherFucker October 4, 2013
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IB fucked

To be utterly screwed by the IB program.
"IB fucked with this TOK assignment"

"IB fucked by the end of this term"
by shar b April 10, 2012
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Mack as fuck

Portsmouth based adjective for anything bad or suspicious.
That fellow in the long black coat and sunglasses looks mack as fuck.

These goods I have purchased are mack as fuck.

I ate one too many cakes and now I am feeling mack as fuck.

This situation is mack as fuck, mush.
by Dear Mr.Dead December 19, 2011
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