Eyal, a Jewish big brain young man have the ultimate rizz with a woman he is the best lover for every girl, and he won't cheat on you because he has respect for the female gender, Eyal is a fighter and he will do everything for you and his country, sometimes eyal could be a bit cold but he'll get over it quickly..eyal is a generous lover and sex with him will be amazing because he is packing a monster cock, If you see an eyal you better get with him he is a friend for life until he hates you...

Man 1: Yoo eyal is the best dude ever

Man 2: nah man he is too nice

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Eyal by Jonny stone March 13, 2023

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tire-eye coordination

The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)

Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!

tire-eye coordination by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008

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Olympic Eye

The process of staying up way to late to watch the Olympics. The redness and swelling in your eyes the morning after you didnt get any sleep.

Man Sam, I swaer your Olympic Eyes are bulging! What, did you stay up all night again watching the Olympics?

Olympic Eye by Eric Dean October 16, 2008

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Slumbery Eyed

To be tired, sleepy, or fatigued.

Michael: Why didn't you come over last night?

Kevin: Man I was so Slumbery Eyed from the night before, I passed out when I came home.

Slumbery Eyed by MarkItZero December 18, 2008

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