cat's crack

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 05, 2006

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Crack Biscuit

Someone who is a crackhead and loves biscuits

Look at all those crack biscuits.

by Venom6566 September 25, 2018

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big crack

Large split in anus

I ate his big crack

by Big crack November 11, 2017

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Crack Pencil

A person who uses a lame insult.

Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil

by Rothgar the Strategist February 09, 2010

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Crack and Ikes

A renaming job for the candy Mike and Ikes, because they are as addictive as crack. They especially prey on people who don't eat sugar all that often. If you are not careful with Crack and Ikes you may just wind up getting Shashanked

Converstation dealing with Crack and Ikes

Cool Guy: Dude stop eating my Mike and Ikes

Crack head: Man I can't keep them away from me....

Cool guy: Only the first taste is free my friend next time its gonna cost you

by MarioYamasaki July 11, 2008

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